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By Claire Burville
It was a beautiful summer day. A small brown boat bobbed gently up and down in the middle of the ocean. Aboard the ship lived a crew of Australian pirates. Some tall, some short, some fat, some thin, some with pegs for legs, some with patches over their eyes. Corks hung from their pirate hats, and kookaburras sat happily on their shoulders. However they were all very greedy. They wanted nothing more than treasure. They sailed around the world, looking for buried treasure.
"Look!" called B


Epic Quest"Are you sure you don't want me to pick up your package on the way home from work?" Yes I was sure. I'd been waiting for this parcel for too long now. I would journey into the heart of the city and gather it myself.Epic Quest
"Nah, it's alright," I told my mother fairest. "I can pick it up on the way home from school."
The hour for my journey drew near. I took the script left for me and mounted my noble white stallion, a 1994 Daihatsu Charade and began my quest to the castle which held my package. My mother and I had only lived in this village for a


Grandma's SoupNone of my family lives in Canberra. Of course my parents and brother does, but all my aunties and uncles, my cousins, my grandparents, they're all in Melbourne. I know it's not that far away, but I don't see them even once a year. When I do visit them, there are things I always look forward to - going to Melbourne zoo, shopping with my Aunties, but most of all - my grandmother's food.Grandma's Soup
She's the world's best cook. I know everyone says that about their grandmothers, but they're all wrong. It's actually mine. She came to Australia from Malta when my mother was only a
Devious Comments
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There's only one speed.
mine...
If you can't keep up, don't step up, you'll just die.
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I am a firm believer in Dr. Douchebag's Magic Slut-Boning Technique for Nerds.
Sorry, just wanted to put that out there, really.
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I am a firm believer in Dr. Douchebag's Magic Slut-Boning Technique for Nerds.
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there ain't no party like my nana's tea party lol *Flight of the Conchords are awsome
Check out popping and locking dances on youtube.com
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Argh! South Park has warped my fragile mind!
I'll never get rid of that <censored> song by Celine Dion now!
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Kallie~
thankyou so much for adding my work to your favorites! <3
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no lies. just love.
*watches*
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Remorse: Give it up, Alanis. It's over.
Alanis: The hell it is! It can't be over while I still am able to fill my lungs with air!
*watches*
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Quote of the moment:
Someone: Hot steam + face is fun. And makes you all shrivelly. o-o'
Misery: Finally...good coffee.
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